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Pretty, Vacant
09 September 2009 @ 01:54 pm
If you found a $100 at the library, would you pocket it or turn it in? What about at a diner or pub? Confess!
Pocket it! I could get the AFI hoodie I've been eyeing! Then, with the left over fifty dollars, I'll go get drunk.

Or I'd pay Brian Schechter the entire $100 to strip for me. Or, you know, do ANYTHING.

 
 
Pretty, Vacant
04 September 2009 @ 01:04 am

Brian's gun charm necklace thingy

I would get it (because I'm a creepy copy-cat fan like that), but it costs 166 dollars. And while I would be willing to order it if it meant I would not eat for a week, or possibly even two, I happen to like food, and I doubt I could go a month (because it costs about as much as food for a month, since I live on Ramen and coffee). And I can't exactly say 'hey mom, I want to be creepy and get this charm. WANNA LEND ME 166 DOLLARS/A MONTHS WORTH OF COFFEE? Because she would slap me.

So, since I do not have an extra 166 dollars lying around (fuck, don't even have 20. I couldn't even pay the shipping/handling on it without not eating for a  few days), I shall not be getting it. Maybe I shall get all my friends and fam to pool money to get this for me for xmas. They would probably just tell me I'm crazy. I hate being poor.

BUT ISN'T IT AWESOME?

D

 
 
Feeling: depressed
Hearing: Girls - Beastie Boys
 
 
Pretty, Vacant
02 September 2009 @ 09:17 pm
Mhm. SO.

I was going to go to sleep, because I have to go to the administration office really early tomorrow to work out what they fucked up with my classes, but the people in in the apartment next to me are fighting again and I can't sleep. Thin fucking walls, and last time I tried playing music to drown it out, I was threatened. SO.

Instead of getting sleep that I very much need, I shall rant.

About fangirls on twitter, bothering Brian.
Generally, I have noticed, it isn't so terribly horrible. And I don't want to get all picky.
BUT.
STOP ASKING THE POOR MAN ABOUT MY CHEM/FERARD.
I get it. There are a million things I would LOVE to ask him. Why is he not managing anymore? When did you first go crazy and start jumping out of air planes? Can I cuddle you?
(The last one is more 'I'M GOING TO CUDDLE YOU' but... for argument's sake.)
But I don't. Because I try not to annoy people and I try not to be... visibly creepy.
But seriously.
The man has said he doesn't want to talk about it. Stop asking.
And I don't want any 'he signed up for it' crap. He was not in a band. He was, for the most part* not in the limelight. He seems to try and avoid that. You do not sign up for 'IZ FERARD REALZ/??11' when you decide to become a manager.

And what really bothers me is that he replies to so many people (generally the ones who ask half-decent questions) and is motherfuckin cute when he does so. When he says 'ma'am'? My heart melts. But anyways, he replies and he is really sweet, mostly.

And the things is, I am worried that he's going to decide 'fuck this, I don't want to deal with this anymore' and f-lock his twitter. That would make me tremendously sad because SCHECHTER. THIS IS ALL I HAVE OF YOU. And SOME of us aren't visibly creepy, and don't even follow him in case he gets freaked out that he has 500+ followers and starts thinking 'WHY? CREEPY.' Why yes, I do treat him like an easily-startled deer.

I think. I think my opinion on this should not even be recognized for two reasons.
1. I am really tired, and,
2. I get overly defensive about the Schechter boy.

There is one good thing that comes of all of this: he answered questions like 'how old are you' (32) WHICH HELPS ME SO MUCH WITH MY CANNON and 'where were you on your birthday in 1999? (on tour and alone in a hotel room, I think) AGAIN, HELPING MY CANNON, and that he's getting tattoo's removed (NO! YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN YOU'RE COLORFUL!)

Otherwise, FOD, fangirlies. FOD.
Yes, I am too lazy to type 'Fuck Off And Die.'

In retrospect of writing this all out, I'm actually pretty embarrassed that I care this much. WHATEVS.

Detroit


*Yes. LOTMS. I know. I don't doubt if he regrets that. Greatly. Or not. I do not know. I do not pretend to know him. But COME ONE, HE JUST WANTS TO BRAG ABOUT HIS BOYS. IS THAT SO WRONG?

 
 
Feeling: annoyed
 
 
Pretty, Vacant
30 August 2009 @ 11:02 pm
Title: Of Condensation and Sunstroke (Or Heat Exhaustion)
Author: [info]detroit_detroit
Pairing: Bob/Brian
Rating: PG-13
POV: 3rd person, Brian centric
Summary: Brian plans a trip to the zoo, and Bob is bitchy.
Word Count: 2,346
Disclaimer: I do not own any of this. I do not know any of this happened.
Warnings: Excessive swearing.
Author's Notes: The layout and animals in the Detroit Zoo are probably nothing like I have in this story. I have no idea. I've actually never been there. So. Apologies for inconsistencies. Also, thanks a bunch to blck_cherry who gave me to words to write this fic.
Also, the song that was playing continuously as I wrote this is Hollow Point Sniper Hyperbole by USS. I think it seems more to me like a Summer song than anyone else because I heard it and fell in love with it during last Summer. But, if you want to listen while reading, it's there for you to download.

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Detroit

 
 
Location: home
Feeling: bored
Hearing: Hollow Point Sinper Hyperbole - USS
 
 
 
Pretty, Vacant
16 August 2009 @ 06:14 pm
Brian Schechter is fucking cute.
I am in the mood to put off my Bob/Brian I'm currently writing to write a cute Brian fic,
Preferably a summer fic.
BUT I HAVE NO IDEAS
Help?
:D

 
 
Pretty, Vacant
12 August 2009 @ 03:57 am
Do you believe everything has a scientific explanation?
I don't know. I don't know and don't pretend to know everything that has happened or ever will happen. But.
But I think Brian Schechter's pretty magical.
No science to that.
 
 
Pretty, Vacant
05 August 2009 @ 02:28 am
OKAY, I AM RANTING.

It really pisses me off when little fucking fangirls are like 'Frank's ugly now, I don't like him anymore!'

One, superficial as hell.
Two, oh come on! So he put on a few pounds and refuses to shave his pornstash. I don't know if he still hasn't. Quite honestly, I wasn't really looking at him in the pics from the Roxy. BUT, seriously? In the last and most recent picture I saw of him, he's still cute. But, really, I don't think that's what I'm even arguing.

Now, I'm not the biggest fan of Frank. I'm really not. I used to be. I used to fawn over him. Did until a few months ago. But that stopped for a different reason, not because he looked slightly different.

I think what my point is (yes, I did go into this just being angry with no general point in mind) that people are stupid. I don't think that's a new thing. At all. People have been idiots since the dawn of time, I'm sure. But it's that type of idiocy that really fucking annoys me. I don't even know.

I'm actually not as pissed off as I was when I started this, which means any point I did or might have had is officially gone. But yes. I have blind anger for ignorance and idiocy.
I'm going to go... do something more productive with my time.
Good night.

D
 
 
Pretty, Vacant
04 August 2009 @ 06:03 pm
Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?
The fuck is with all Twilight questions?! IT HURTS MY BRAIN JUST TO SEE THEM.
 
 
Pretty, Vacant
01 August 2009 @ 07:08 pm
I want to call these Drabbles, because I like the word, but they're all over 100 words. So, ficlets, I suppose.
Yes.
Here are three ficlets I wrote when I should have been sleeping.
They probably suck... I'm no good at short stories, but... I try.
Read away.

I'm Your Stupid (Frank/Gerard) PG-13, 590 Words
Frank is pissed at Gerard for forgetting their anniversary.
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Dinosaurs (Bob/Frank) PG-13, 569 words
Bob doesn't know why he's bringing Frank a glass dinosaur...
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Fangs Up (Frank/Gerard) PG-13, 472 words
Gerard knows he shouldn't be in the haunted house... but it sounded like such a good idea
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